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Take a Walk with a Storyteller! The Surreal San Francisco Tour.
2 Adults x $32.00
$64.00
Approx Total
$64.00
Inclusions / Exclusions
Mobile ticket
Offered in: English
A tour of three neighborhoods, entertainment along the way
Bottled water
Overview
- Explore the city with San Francisco's most hilarious, imaginative and EXCITING storyteller!
- Enjoy original FOLKLORE and FAIRYTALES told by Clyde Always: a professional storyteller, published poet and decade-long resident of the City by the Bay. Hear about witches & wisemen, hobos & hipster-emperors. Bring your imagination!
- Get to know these three famous neighborhoods: the Mission, the Castro and the Duboce Triangle.
- Get insider knowledge of the best eateries, parks, shops and more. See beautiful street-art, landmarks and architecture. Experience the City like a local.
- BEWARE! Some of the information presented will be highly UNBELIEVABLE. Have fun sorting the fact from the fiction.
-A 2.2 mile (3.5 km) walk with no hills. One public restroom along the way.
- Please note: this tour is NOT for the whole family. Script includes profanity and you might see a nudist or two.
- Guaranteed to entertain, enliven and uplift. An experience you'll always remember.
This is only a block away from the starting point.
Itinerary
Mission Dolores
After hearing a thorough history of the Old Spanish Mission, the tour will take a wild turn. Brace yourself for a fable you will never forget.
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DISCLAIMER: only 51% of information provided is guaranteed to be verifiable. Guests are required to sort the fact from the fiction.
"Never let the truth come in the way of a good story."
--Mark Twain
5 minutes
Mission Dolores Park
On the beautiful lawn of the hippest park in The City, your host will entertain you with a traditional, San Francisco folktale.
Before moving on to the next location, there will be an opportunity to use the restroom.
5 minutes
Harvey Milk Plaza
Get a glimpse of the Gayest Place on Earth and learn about the outrage known as the Twinkie Defense.
Here, you will have an opportunity to purchase a refreshment from a local vendor: coffee, cocktails, ice cream, etc. Hot Cookie is a popular choice (featuring X-rated baked goods).
5 minutes
Corona Heights
Beneath the mighty mountain, you'll hear about the many eccentricities of Emperor Norton--San Francisco's most beloved kook.
5 minutes
Duboce Triangle
Among the rows of beautiful Queen Anne Victorians, your host will mystify you with a magical story all about a world traveler like yourself.
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WARNING! Tour includes profanity, blasphemy, rhyming, drug-references and occasional nudity. The route is 2 miles (3.5 kilometers); piggyback rides available for an additional charge.
5 minutes
Sample Menu
Additional Info
Infants and small children can ride in a pram or stroller
Service animals allowed
Public transportation options are available nearby
Travelers should have at least a moderate level of physical fitness
Free Cancellation
June 11100% refund
June 12No refund
You can cancel up to 24 hours in advance of the experience for a full refund.
For a full refund, you must cancel at least 24 hours before the experience’s start time.
If you cancel less than 24 hours before the experience’s start time, the amount you paid will not be refunded.
Any changes made less than 24 hours before the experience’s start time will not be accepted.
Cut-off times are based on the experience’s local time.
This experience requires good weather. If it’s canceled due to poor weather, you’ll be offered a different date or a full refund.
Total review count and overall rating based on Viator and Tripadvisor reviews
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We had a great experience touring New York City with Jonathan. He's a great tour guide and he made it very memorable and enjoyable. The tour was also super informative and I'm glad to have had a great tour guide during my visit in NYC. Would definitely recommend this tour to anyone looking for a tour her We had a great experience touring New York City with Jonathan. He's a great tour guide and he made it very memorable and enjoyable. The tour was also super informative and I'm glad to have had a great tour guide during my visit in NYC. Would definitely recommend this tour to anyone looking for a tour her We had a great experience touring New York City with Jonathan. He's a great tour guide and he made it very memorable and enjoyable. The tour was also super informative and I'm glad to have had a great tour guide during my visit in NYC. Would definitely recommend this tour to anyone looking for a tour her We had a great experience touring New York City with Jonathan. He's a great tour guide and he made it very memorable and enjoyable. The tour was also super informative and I'm glad to have had a great tour guide during my visit in NYC. Would definitely recommend this tour to anyone looking for a tour her We had a great experience touring New York City with Jonathan. He's a great tour guide and he made it very memorable and enjoyable. The tour was also super informative and I'm glad to have had a great tour guide during my visit in NYC. Would definitely recommend this tour to anyone looking for a tour her We had a great experience touring New York City with Jonathan. He's a great tour guide and he made it very memorable and enjoyable. The tour was also super informative and I'm glad to have had a great tour guide during my visit in NYC. Would definitely recommend this tour to anyone looking for a tour her
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Very unique tour of San Francisco
Published on Jan, 2025
I highly recommend taking the tour with Clyde. It was funny, catching and very informative. I enjoyed every minute of the tour.
Fun SF walk!
Published on Jan, 2025
Clyde was personable and funny. He told us a bunch of things that we didn’t know about San Francisco despite us having lived in the Bay Area for the past 25 years. We had a great sunny day which was perfect for a nice walk in the city. Highly recommended.
The 3 of us
Published on Dec, 2024
Clyde was so entertaining and full of knowledge and fun information. Nice chg from your basic tour in an area not full of tourists. Highly recommend
Great time!
Published on Dec, 2024
Clyde was knowledgeable and personable! This tour was a highlight of our stay in San Francisco! I highly recommend to any and and all visitors to this lovely city.
A Great Walk with Clyde
Published on Nov, 2024
Clyde was entertaining., engaging, and left us with a smile. Loved the stories and the Frisco quizzes.
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