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Mobile ticket
Offered in: English
Local Guide
Gratuities
Lunch
Overview
This tour of Amsterdam is much different than the usual politically correct.
Think of this as the politically incorrect tour of Amsterdam, so bear that in mind when going on this tour.
It will be full of bad language, bad taste jokes and, yes, of course, a history lesson!. No snowflakes allowed!
Itinerary
Centraal Station
Our guide meets and greets, explains the tour and the location and the introduction of the city Amsterdam.
25 minutes
Cafe Karpershoek
Details of why this place is and was so important. Your guide will give an overview about why this city is the way it is. Of course some fun local tips. Most importantly, the first registered tapper, Vrerick Geritssen starts selling beer 1606!
15 minutes
Nieuwezijds Gay Sauna
This is one of the oldest inhabited parts of the city. Your guide will describe how life was like back then, how much fun it was and what kind of stuff they dug up from this area.
10 minutes
Dam Square & Damstraat
We will share what each century contributed and what changes were done at this location. Naturally describe all the other modern day events that go on here as well. Oh yes, there are some cool buildings too!
20 minutes
Begijnhof
This stop we will talk about who stayed in these places, its interesting history and its uses for today. Could be fun!
15 minutes
Museum Het Rembrandthuis
Here we get to talk about how awesome Rembrandt was and all the crazy things that he did. Wrap up the overview of Amsterdam.
15 minutes
Amsterdam Museum
We will have a chat about the type of museums in the Netherlands and Amsterdam. Of course the surrounding buildings and area .
15 minutes
Bloemenmarkt
A brief background on how it started and where it is today!
5 minutes
The Waag
This is where conclude our tour and share about all the madness around us and retract on the things we got to see.
25 minutes
Sample Menu
Additional Info
Wheelchair accessible
Infants and small children can ride in a pram or stroller
Service animals allowed
Public transportation options are available nearby
Suitable for all physical fitness levels
Free Cancellation
January 02100% refund
January 03No refund
You can cancel up to 24 hours in advance of the experience for a full refund.
For a full refund, you must cancel at least 24 hours before the experience’s start time.
If you cancel less than 24 hours before the experience’s start time, the amount you paid will not be refunded.
Any changes made less than 24 hours before the experience’s start time will not be accepted.
Cut-off times are based on the experience’s local time.
This experience requires good weather. If it’s canceled due to poor weather, you’ll be offered a different date or a full refund.
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Great and funny tour of Amsterdam City Centre
Published on Mar, 2025
FlĂłra was a great guide with lots of great info about Amsterdam locations and history, as well as funny jokes along the way! A very fun tour that I highly recommend to anyone visiting Amsterdam looking for a more non-traditional experience.
They live up to their name
Published on Feb, 2025
Flora is really a charming girl. She fills your trip with positivity, humour and fun while also giving you knowledge about the city
Fun and great walking tour
Published on Oct, 2024
Maya was great fun and informative.
Clear instructions for meeting point…even contacted us via WhatsApp with photos of where to meet a couple of hours beforehand.
This is the 2nd Rude Bastards tour we’ve done and we love them. It’s light hearted but gets you around the city and you see and learn things you would have otherwise missed.
Highly recommended.
Informative and entertaining
Published on Oct, 2024
Maja was very knowledgeable, funny and helpful for any questions!
Coolest walking tour I have been on!
Highly recommend!
Nice walk around the city centre, fun facts included.
Published on Jun, 2024
Very nice walk around with witty stories about the people and locations of Amsterdam. Don't worry- no history lesson- more like a happy little break from the serious tours. Thank you so much for time!!
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