Published on May, 2025
From the moment we boarded the boat in Dingle, it was clear we were in for a ride. Our guide (who we are 87% sure was a time-traveling sea wizard) knew everything there is to know about the Dingle area – history, geography, dolphin gossip, you name it.
No sooner had we left the cliffs than BAM – dolphins. Not one, not two, but a full dolphin squadron doing synchronized swimming like they’d rehearsed it just for us. I don’t know what kind of fishy bribes this tour company is handing out, but it worked. AND THEN – a whale. Just casually cruising by like it was late for a meeting. Unbelievable.
But the real showstopper? On the way back, this legend of a guide WHIPPED OUT AN ACCORDION. Who even hasthat skill combo? Marine biologist, historian, and traveling accordion bard? I’ve seen less talent on Netflix.
10/10