Published on Nov, 2024
I knew 30 seconds after meeting Jean that this tour was going to be fantastic. And it was. It was the greatest birthday I’ve ever had. Turning 35 years old for the 5th time couldn’t have been better. It was just myself, another couple and Jean. I felt like I was with close friends. Jean made sure we were all safe, taking extra precautions at times in showing us where exactly to step, where to swim, etc. Driving up those roads is not easy- you can see all the potholes, corrosion, narrow passages…but I wouldn’t have known based on how careful he drove. He took us to a couple spots in El Yunque- beautiful, obscure, not touristy AT ALL. THEN this dude has the audacity to take us to an empanada place that was so damn good that I can’t go back to any empanadas in the states. It’s like flying first class and then having to go back to coach. THEN he caught a lizard and sacrificed his ear lobe so I could get a video of this thing biting his ear subsequently making it a “lizard earring”. THEN he took us to the beach…it just got better and better. I was pumped the entire time. If you want adventure, this is it. I love to explore, find new things, discover small wonders in nature that the careless eye wouldn’t spot and Jean was FOR IT. There’s so much more I could write but I’m exhausted from this glorious day.
I had the best time, the best birthday and I want to send you money so text me your Venmo, Jean.
The negative reviews are sad to see and I hate that they have to suffer a lesser rating because of them but omg the responses are hilarious. Right on- you tell ‘em! <3